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Joke Topic - 'Listening'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Listening'.

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"Hello, I am actually home at the moment, but I really don't feel like listening to whatever your problem is. So, If you leave your name and number at the tone, when I feel like responding to your message, I will."
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Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


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Rome

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
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Amnesia

Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
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Girlfriend

Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Wife

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
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Jewel

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
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Worry

Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
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Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?

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