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Joke Topic - 'Listening'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Listening'.

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"Hello, I am actually home at the moment, but I really don't feel like listening to whatever your problem is. So, If you leave your name and number at the tone, when I feel like responding to your message, I will."
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Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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Clock

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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Pigs

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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The Big Bad Wolf

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
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Count Dracula

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.
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Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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Cheese

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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