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Joke Topic - 'Listening'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Listening'.
"Hello, I am actually home at the moment, but I really don't feel like listening to whatever your problem is. So, If you leave your name and number at the tone, when I feel like responding to your message, I will."
Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Rome
Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
Attila the Fun.
Amnesia
Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
Girlfriend
Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
Fathers
Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
They called him dad.
Surrealists
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
A fish.
Wife
Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
Jewel
Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
Worry
Famous last words: Don`t worry, I can handle it.
Cannibals
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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