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Joke Topic - 'Listening'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Listening'.
"Hello, I am actually home at the moment, but I really don't feel like listening to whatever your problem is. So, If you leave your name and number at the tone, when I feel like responding to your message, I will."
Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Car Drivers
When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
When he turns into a side road.
Nose
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
Hide its trainers.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
Business
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
A Married Man
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
Scottish
Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven
days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
Blondes
What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
GIFTED.
Pigs
Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
Athletes
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
Mistle-toes.
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