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Joke Topic - 'Listening'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Listening'.

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"Hello, I am actually home at the moment, but I really don't feel like listening to whatever your problem is. So, If you leave your name and number at the tone, when I feel like responding to your message, I will."
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Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


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Future

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Bank

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
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Tougher

State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty
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Rabbits

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.

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