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Joke Topic - 'Listening'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Listening'.

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"Hello, I am actually home at the moment, but I really don't feel like listening to whatever your problem is. So, If you leave your name and number at the tone, when I feel like responding to your message, I will."
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Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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Dandruff

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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Price

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
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Labor

Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I dont know, and neither does she.
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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
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Ghosts

What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.

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