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Joke Topic - 'Listening'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Listening'.

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"Hello, I am actually home at the moment, but I really don't feel like listening to whatever your problem is. So, If you leave your name and number at the tone, when I feel like responding to your message, I will."
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Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
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Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
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Business

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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A Married Man

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
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Pigs

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
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Athletes

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.

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