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Joke Topic - 'Listening'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Listening'.

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"Hello, I am actually home at the moment, but I really don't feel like listening to whatever your problem is. So, If you leave your name and number at the tone, when I feel like responding to your message, I will."
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Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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Bees

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
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Memory

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Aunties

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Maths

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
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Intelligent

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting

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