Joke Topic - 'Listened'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Listened'.

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!

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Chicken

Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'

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