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Joke Topic - 'Listened'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Listened'.

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Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!


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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Pizza

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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Horses

What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.
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Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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Vacation

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
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Scottish

Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
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Dracula

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
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Dancing

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.

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