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Joke Topic - 'Listened'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Listened'.

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Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!


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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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The Queen

Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.

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