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Joke Topic - 'Listened'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Listened'.


Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!

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Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.


Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.


What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.


What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!


What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.


Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.


What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.


Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.


Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.

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