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Joke Topic - 'Listen'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Listen'.


Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.

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Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.


What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.


Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.


What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.


Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.


Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.

A Locomotive

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.


Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.

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