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Joke Topic - 'Listen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Listen'.

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Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.


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Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Bachelors

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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Computers

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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Jeans

Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.
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A Locomotive

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.
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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.

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