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Joke Topic - 'Lion'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Lion'.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.


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Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
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Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
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Historian

Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.
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Breed

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
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Pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Candles

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

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