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Joke Topic - 'Lion'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Lion'.


After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.

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'Ale, Caesar?'


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