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Joke Topic - 'Limp'


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Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.


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Bananas

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
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Blondes

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Phone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
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Cows

Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
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Mosquito

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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Pigeons

Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.

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