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Joke Topic - 'Like'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Like'.

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Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
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What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.


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Snowball

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Politicians

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Road Maps

I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.
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Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
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Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
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Cats

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
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Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'

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