Joke Topic - 'Like' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Like'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary, but I don't like you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.

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