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Joke Topic - 'Like'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Like'.
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
Baaaa Humbug.
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Drunk
Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
Actors
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Blondes
What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
GIFTED.
Henry VIII
King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
Light Bulbs
How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
Two, the old one and the new one.
Students
How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
Teachers
Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Parents
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Poodle
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.
Pooched eggs.
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