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Joke Topic - 'Lights'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lights'.

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It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.


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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity
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Dracula

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
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Debate

Debate about hanging suspended
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
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Bugs

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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Barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.

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