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Joke Topic - 'Lightning'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lightning'.
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
You really are shocking!
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Proverb
He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
King Kong
Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
Because the elevator was broken.
Born Free
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
Blondes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
Food
Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
Christmas
Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
Computers
How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
Bit by bit.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Divorce
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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