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Joke Topic - 'Lightning'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lightning'.

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Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!


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Proverb

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
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Born Free

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
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Blondes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.
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Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
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Christmas

Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
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Computers

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

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