Joke Topic - 'Lightning'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lightning'.

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!

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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.

Reincarnation is making a comeback

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.

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