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Joke Topic - 'Lightning'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lightning'.

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Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!


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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
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Reincarnation

Reincarnation is making a comeback
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Born Free

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
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Politicians

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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Taxi

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
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Marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.

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