Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Programmers
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Toys
What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
Girlfriends
Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
Father Christmas
What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
Reincarnation
Reincarnation is making a comeback
Born Free
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
Politicians
Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell
all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
Taxi
Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
Marriage
Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.