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Joke Topic - 'Lightning'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lightning'.

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Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!


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Cows

Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
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Reindeer

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Dogs

What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
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William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
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Astronauts

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
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Sent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vincent.
Vincent who?
Vincent me here.
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Pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives
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Light

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

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