How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
She says, 'Daddy, I want a new apartment.'
How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't!
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say 'She'll be right mate' and one to fetch the beers.
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, 'Daaady!'
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.