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Joke Topic - 'Lightbulbs' - Page 5 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 5 of jokes on the topic - 'Lightbulbs'.
How many Oliver Norths does it take to change a light bulb?
How is he able to? All of the light bulbs he sold went to Iran.
2>How is he able to? All of the light bulbs he sold went to Iran.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know?
1>Who wants to know?
How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a light bulb?
Look, for only $87 billion, we can launch a chain of fluorescent satellites and illuminate the entire planet.
2>Look, for only $87 billion, we can launch a chain of fluorescent satellites and illuminate the entire planet.
How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One will change the light bulb, one as a witness, and the third to shoot the witness.
2>Three. One will change the light bulb, one as a witness, and the third to shoot the witness.
How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light bulb?
'What's the point? It'll only blow again.'
2>'What's the point? It'll only blow again.'
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None; the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
2>None; the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. As he grasps the bulb, the entire universe spins around him.
2>Only one. As he grasps the bulb, the entire universe spins around him.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
'The Government is well aware of the situation, and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'
2>'The Government is well aware of the situation, and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
2>Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
2>Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
How many Quality managers does it take to change a light bulb?
To learn more about the issue of light bulb burnout and what managers can do to help light bulbs operate more intelligently rather than harder, we've established a quality circle.
3>To learn more about the issue of light bulb burnout and what managers can do to help light bulbs operate more intelligently rather than harder, we've established a quality circle.
How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two! One, two! One, two! (think about it)
2>1. One, two! One, two! One, two! (think about it)