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Joke Topic - 'Lightbulbs' - Page 4 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories


This is page 4 of jokes on the topic - 'Lightbulbs'.

How many jerks who ask dumb questions does it take to change a light bulb?
Change it to what?
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
'We just report the facts, we don't change them.'
How many laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.) does it take to change a light bulb?
Five people: one to change the lightbulb and the other four to stand around debating whether or not the person is going about things correctly.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb? (Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent.) What? Going all the way up there and coming back empty? You must be joking, mate!
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: one to get the light bulb and two to get the number of a colleague to call and have them come change it.
How many Members of Parliament does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-five - one to change it and twenty-four to go on an all-expenses-paid fact-finding trip to find out how it is done in Barbados.
How many members of the government does it take to change a light bulb.
Members of the government never change light bulbs; they prefer to keep the public in the dark.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you must nag him for a fortnight first.
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply define darkness as an industry standard.
How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to establish a fact-finding committee to learn more about the process.
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