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This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Lightbulbs'.
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to complete the paperwork.
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to complete the paperwork.
How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
How many computer journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: one to review every light bulb on the market so you can choose which one to buy; two to write a very similar review in a different magazine the following month; three to have a major review appear on glossy paper two months later, by which time it is completely out of date; four to imply in his or her column that a brand-new, updated bulb is on the way; and five to report a rumor that the new bulb is being shipped with a virus.
Five: one to review every light bulb on the market so you can choose which one to buy; two to write a very similar review in a different magazine the following month; three to have a major review appear on glossy paper two months later, by which time it is completely out of date; four to imply in his or her column that a brand-new, updated bulb is on the way; and five to report a rumor that the new bulb is being shipped with a virus.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
None. It turned itself in.
How many council employees does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven - two to administer the Civil Service examination for the Light Bulb Administrator position, the Commissioner of Public Works, who ends up hiring his brother for the position anyway, one to plow the mayor's driveway, a Summer Youth student to change it, and a Union steward to protest that its the electrician's job to do that.
Seven - two to administer the Civil Service examination for the Light Bulb Administrator position, the Commissioner of Public Works, who ends up hiring his brother for the position anyway, one to plow the mayor's driveway, a Summer Youth student to change it, and a Union steward to protest that its the electrician's job to do that.
How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at losing the old one, one to sing of her intense love for the new one, and one to go 'Yeeeee-Hah !' and toss his hat in the air.
Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at losing the old one, one to sing of her intense love for the new one, and one to go 'Yeeeee-Hah !' and toss his hat in the air.
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to pronounce the old bulb died from natural causes and sign the death certificate.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to pronounce the old bulb died from natural causes and sign the death certificate.