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Joke Topic - 'Light'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Light'.


Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.

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Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
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A: A rebel without a clue.


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Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.


Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.


Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
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What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.


Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.

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