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Joke Topic - 'Light'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Light'.

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Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?


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Exam

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
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Politicians

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
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Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.

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