Joke Topic - 'Light'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Light'.

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.

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Blondes

Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?

If you can't read
Watch this space

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.

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