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Joke Topic - 'Light'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Light'.

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Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.


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Octopus

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.
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Bathing

Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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Elves

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.

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