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Joke Topic - 'Light' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Light'.
Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
A shadow.
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Fish
How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.
They go by octobus.
Ghosts
How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
He uses an exorcise bike.
Books
Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year, I'm planning to read another one.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year, I'm planning to read another one.
Engineers
How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light bulb?
'Did you say something?'
'Did you say something?'
Kangaroos
What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
A kangaroo.
Pigs
Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
Because he is a squealer.
Toes
Patient: Doctor, why are you writing on my toes?
Doctor: I'm just adding a footnote.
Doctor: I'm just adding a footnote.
Elephants
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
Clowns
What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
You get a silly billy.