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Joke Topic - 'Light'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Light'.


Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

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What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

Great Britain

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper

Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?


Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.


Save water - dilute it


Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.


What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.


You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.


24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

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