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Joke Topic - 'Light'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Light'.


Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

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What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.


What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!


Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.


Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.


What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.

Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.


What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?


What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!


What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.

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