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Joke Topic - 'Light'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Light'.

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Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?


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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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Great Britain

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
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Snow

Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.
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Water

Save water - dilute it
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

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