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Joke Topic - 'Light Bulbs'
Here are 121 jokes on the topic - 'Light Bulbs'.
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement.
Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement.
How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five, and you should've seen the light bulb! It must have been this big! (Gestures with arms...) Five of us were barely enough!
Five, and you should've seen the light bulb! It must have been this big! (Gestures with arms...) Five of us were barely enough!
How many armies does it take to change a light bulb?
At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening.
At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening.
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!