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Joke Topic - 'Light Bulbs' - 9


This is page 9 of jokes on the topic - 'Light Bulbs'.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
'The Government is well aware of the situation and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'
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How many presidential campaign staff does it need to change a light bulb?
220! One to write a speech about how good it will be when the bulb is actually changed, one to write a speech about why the other candidates can't even spell "light bulbe", eighteen to find out what the other candidates did when the light bulb failed, and another two hundred to find out what the other candidate's families think about light bulbs, bulbs, pear-shaped objects, light in general, any form of energy.
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How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
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How many Quality managers does it take to change a light bulb?
We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable light bulbs to work smarter, not harder.
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How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.

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