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Joke Topic - 'Light Bulbs' - 5


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How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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How many fashion designers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year "dark" is in.
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How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
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How many government officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One Republican, ten Democrats, and the Supreme Court - to determine its constitutionality.
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How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
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How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around admiringly and say "Fabulous, Gary !'"
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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How many IBM engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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