How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
How many fashion designers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year "dark" is in.
How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
How many government officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One Republican, ten Democrats, and the Supreme Court - to
determine its constitutionality.
How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around admiringly and say "Fabulous, Gary !'"
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
How many IBM engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a
feature.