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Joke Topic - 'Light Bulb'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Light Bulb'.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
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How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
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In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.


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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Dogs

Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.
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Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
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Patient

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.

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