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Joke Topic - 'Light Bulb'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Light Bulb'.


How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

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I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem

Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.


I'm not as dumb as you look.


What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!


Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.


Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!


How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.


I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

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