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Joke Topic - 'Light Bulb'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Light Bulb'.
How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
Who wants to know?
How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
"Did you say something?"
How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bananas
Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Wedding
Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
Cannibals
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
Death
Death is hereditary
Politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
Doctor: Answer it.
Cats
What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
Kitty
Live
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
Cows
Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
Because they've herd it all before.
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