Joke Topic - 'Light Bulb'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Light Bulb'.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.

Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!

Repeal the law of gravity

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.

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