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Joke Topic - 'Light Bulb'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Light Bulb'.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
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How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
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In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Drinking

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.
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Chef

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
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Robbery

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Bee

Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!
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Computers

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
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Restaurants

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

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