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Joke Topic - 'Light Bulb'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Light Bulb'.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
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How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
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In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.


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Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
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Fish

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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Clown

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Mouse

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
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Stupid

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
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Calendar

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.

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