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Joke Topic - 'Light Bulb'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Light Bulb'.


How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

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Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.


Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.


Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.


What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.


What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.


Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.


How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.


I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!


Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.

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