Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
Dogs
Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
Rabbits
What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
Ghosts
Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.
Convicts
What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
Patient
Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
Gravity
Repeal the law of gravity
Animals
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.