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Joke Topic - 'Light Bulb'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Light Bulb'.
How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
Who wants to know?
How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
"Did you say something?"
How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Drinking
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
Christmas Decorations
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
You get tinselitis.
Dumb
I'm not as dumb as you look.
Chef
What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
A cook-out!
Robbery
Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
A Comedian
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Bee
Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!
Because both carry a sting!
Computers
How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
Bit by bit.
Restaurants
I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
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