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Joke Topic - 'Lifeguards'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lifeguards'.

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What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.


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Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Sheep

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
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Ghosts

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
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Television

What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson

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