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Joke Topic - 'Life'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Life'.

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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Tourist: Hello. Do you farm around here?
Cornish Farmer: Aye.
Tourist: Fantastic day isn't it?
Cornish Farmer: Aye.
Tourist: Have you lived here all of your life?
Cornish Farmer: Not yet.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Saliva

Saliva drools O.K.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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Computers

What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.
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Butter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
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Tarzan

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
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Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.

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