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Joke Topic - 'Lies'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lies'.

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Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!
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It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Attila.
Attila Who?
Attila you no lies.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Dracula

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Parrots

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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Ducks

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
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Tougher

State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty

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