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Joke Topic - 'Lies'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Lies'.

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Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!
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It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!


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Be Yourself

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Husband

Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
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Boring

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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Tougher

State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty
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Elephants

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

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