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Joke Topic - 'Lies'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Lies'.


Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!

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Be Yourself

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.


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How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.


What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.


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How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.


What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

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