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Joke Topic - 'Lie'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lie'.


Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.

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Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?


What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.


How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.


If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?


Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!


Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?


Why is there only one monopolies commission?


Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.

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