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Joke Topic - 'Lie'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lie'.

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Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.


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Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
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Horses

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
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Work

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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Monopolies

Why is there only one monopolies commission?
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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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Sneeze

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.

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