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Joke Topic - 'Lie Awake'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lie Awake'.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.


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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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Easy

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.

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