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Joke Topic - 'Lie Awake'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lie Awake'.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.


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Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Chaos

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
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Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.

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