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Joke Topic - 'Lie Awake'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lie Awake'.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.


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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
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Dog

Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
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Candles

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Old

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Similarity

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!

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