What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
Dog
Why did the labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
Candles
Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
The Titanic
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
Old
When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
Similarity
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Dogs
If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what
would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!