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Joke Topic - 'Lie Awake'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lie Awake'.


What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.


What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.


What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.


Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?


Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.


You're never alone with schizophrenia


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.


What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?

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