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Joke Topic - 'Lie Awake'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Lie Awake'.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.


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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Wife

The kindest thing I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
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A Musician

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Angry

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.

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