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Joke Topic - 'License'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'License'.

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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.


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Marble

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
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Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
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Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Cats

Cats flattened while you watch.
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Society

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall
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Teletubby

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

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