Joke Topic - 'License' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'License'.

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

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Genuineness is the key to success; once you've mastered the art of pretending to be sincere, you've got it made.

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'

Why did King Arthur wear his cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home, she handed me a picture of it.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

What is pink and goes 'knio, knio?'
A backward pig.

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.

Football is only a game - until your team loses.

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.