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Joke Topic - 'License'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'License'.

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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.


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Scotsmen

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Cows

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
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Ducks

What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
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Turkeys

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!

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