Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Scotsmen
Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
Elves
Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
Cows
Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
Ducks
Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
Blondes
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Blondes
Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
Ducks
What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
Turkeys
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
Cows
What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!