Joke Topic - 'License' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'License'.

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.

Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.

What's a blonde's favorite wine?
'Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!'

What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?

Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!