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Joke Topic - 'License'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'License'.


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

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He's a few fries short of a happy meal.

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Extra large, with everybody on it.


When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall


What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

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