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Joke Topic - 'Library'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Library'.

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I work in a library, and today this guy came up to me and said, "Do you have a bookmark?"
I said, "Yes, we have loads of them… But my name is John."
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What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!


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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
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Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Brains

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research
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Historian

Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.
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Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
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Bachelors

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.

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