Joke Topic - 'Libraries' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Libraries'.

I work in a library, and today, this guy came up to me and said, 'Do you have a bookmark?'
I said, 'Yes, we have loads of them! But my name is John.'

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!

When librarians go fishing, what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!

Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.

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He is a born executive his father owns the business.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.

Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?

What do you call a ninety-year-old ant?
An antique.

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.