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Joke Topic - 'Librarians'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Librarians'.

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When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!


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Snooker

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
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Computers

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
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Ancestors

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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A Born Loser

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
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Rabbits

Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
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Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
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Soccer

What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."

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