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Joke Topic - 'Lettuce'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lettuce'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
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What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.


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Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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Jogging

Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Cricket

I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
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Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Banks

I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.

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