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Joke Topic - 'Lettuce' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lettuce'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
1>Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
1>Lettuce alone!
What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
1>Iceberg.
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Cows
How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
1>With a cowculator.
Old
When I get old, will the calves on my legs be cows?
1>Calendars
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
1>Because his days were numbered.
Bears
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
1>Winnie the Moo.
Frogs
What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
1>A croaker spaniel.
Wood
What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
1>Sawdust.
Sheep
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
1>To the baa-baa shop.
Cows
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
1>Spoiled milk.
Dogs
Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!
1>A hush puppy!