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Joke Topic - 'Lettuce'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lettuce'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in it's cold out here.

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?

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