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Joke Topic - 'Lettuce'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lettuce'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
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What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.


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Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Sculptor

Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.
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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
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Musician

What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
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Waiters

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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Blondes

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.

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