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Joke Topic - 'Letters'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Letters'.

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My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.
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What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.


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Drivers

What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.
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Cats

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Elephants

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
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Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'
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Cars

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!

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