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Joke Topic - 'Letters'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Letters'.


My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.

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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."

Born Free

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.


Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."


What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.


If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play


Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.

Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.


What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

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