Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Drivers
What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.
Cats
Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
Snakes
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
Elephants
What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
Perfect
You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
Happy Meal
He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Doctors
This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'
Cars
Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
Dog
Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!