Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Married
Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
Fireflies
How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'
Archaeologists
Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
Cannibals
What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
Scottish
What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
Bees
How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
Ghosts
Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
Driving
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.