Joke Topic - 'Letters'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Letters'.

My uncle is a man of letters. He works for the post office.

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me, and together, we'll go places.

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What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.

Notice: This notice is not worth noticing, as you will discover if you notice it.

What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail, and flies?
A dead cat.

The worst thing about office parties is looking for a new job the next day.

Jane: My boyfriend's name should be Puzzle.
Julie: Why?
Jane: Sometimes I just can't figure him out.

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?