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Joke Topic - 'Letters'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Letters'.

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My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.
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What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.


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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
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Born Free

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn free.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
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Frogs

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
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Vegetarians

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Horses

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
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Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

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