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Joke Topic - 'Let Me In'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Let Me In'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?


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Dogs

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
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Elephants

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Cows

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
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Dogs

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Calendar

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

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