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Joke Topic - 'Leopards'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Leopards'.

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Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.


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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Employees

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Fly

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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Fly

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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Witches

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
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Zebras

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.

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