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Joke Topic - 'Leopards'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Leopards'.

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Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.


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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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Witches

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
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Labor

Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
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Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
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Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
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Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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Sheep

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.
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Cats

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.

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