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Joke Topic - 'Lemons'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Lemons'.

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What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
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Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.


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Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
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Kilts

Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.
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Bigamy

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Hen

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

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