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Joke Topic - 'Lemons'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Lemons'.

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What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
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Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.


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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Monsters

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
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Boyfriends

Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
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Christmas

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.

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