Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ducks
What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
Peanuts
There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.
Blondes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Dogs
Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.
Crab
Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
Women Drivers
Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."
Bookkeeper
Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.
Golf
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
Politicians
Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!