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Joke Topic - 'Legs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Legs'.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.


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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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Fish

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Pirates

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Husband

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
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Price

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

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