Joke Topic - 'Legs' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Legs'.

What has four legs, a back, and two arms but no body?
A chair.

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Harry: My wife speaks through her nose.
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, 'take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': 'I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.

His solar panels are pointing at the moon.

What do you call a bee that is born in the month of May?
A maybee.

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.