Joke Topic - 'Legs'

What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.

There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.

Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."

Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!