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Joke Topic - 'Legs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Legs'.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.


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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
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Taxi

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
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Waiters

How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.
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Professors

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
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Story

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."

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