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Joke Topic - 'Legs'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Legs'.


What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What has four legs, a back, and two arms but no body?
A chair.

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What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.


There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.


Sally: I've lost my dog.
Allie: Why don't you put an ad in the paper?
Sally: That wouldn't help. My dog can't read.


Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.

Women Drivers

Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."


Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.


Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.


Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!

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