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Joke Topic - 'Leeks'


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What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.


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Light Bulbs

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.
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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Ghosts

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!

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