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Joke Topic - 'Leave'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Leave'.


"Why did you leave your last job?"
"It was something the boss said to me."
"Was it something abusive?"
"Not exactly."
"So what did he say?"
"You're fired.

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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Stacks of them.

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