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Joke Topic - 'Leave'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Leave'.

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"Why did you leave your last job?"
"It was something the boss said to me."
"Was it something abusive?"
"Not exactly."
"So what did he say?"
"You're fired.
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I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?


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Monsters

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?
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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Ancestors

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
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Rabbits

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
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Sheep

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
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Travel Agents

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

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