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Joke Topic - 'Leave'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Leave'.

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"Why did you leave your last job?"
"It was something the boss said to me."
"Was it something abusive?"
"Not exactly."
"So what did he say?"
"You're fired.
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I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?


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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Chickens

Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
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Ghost

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
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River

Denial: A river in Egypt!
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Hippies

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.
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Elephants

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
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Ducks

What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Father Christmas

When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.

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