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Joke Topic - 'Leave' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Leave'.

'Why did you leave your last job?'
'It was something the boss said to me.'
'Was it something abusive?'
'Not exactly.'
'So what did he say?'
'You're fired.
Are you really leaving, or are you only trying to brighten my day?
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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