Look
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Basketball
What do you get if you cross a newborn snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
Bankers
Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
Politicians
Crime is merely politics without excuses.
Gravity
Repeal the law of gravity
Railways
Please don't cross the railway lines; they take hours to unravel
Ugly
What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
Driving
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Coffee
Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.