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Joke Topic - 'Leave'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Leave'.

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"Why did you leave your last job?"
"It was something the boss said to me."
"Was it something abusive?"
"Not exactly."
"So what did he say?"
"You're fired.
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I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?


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Doctors

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
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Light Bulbs

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.
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Butter

Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?
Well if I tell you about it you need to promise not to spread it around.
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Stupid

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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Sports

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
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Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
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Rome

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.

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