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Joke Topic - 'Leave You Alone'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Leave You Alone'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?


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Eat

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Complain

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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Parrots

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.

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