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Joke Topic - 'Leave A Message'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Leave A Message'.

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So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.


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Frogs

What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
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Cricket

Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Fish

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
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Clumsiness

Clumsiness is catching
- no, dropping
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Medicine

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."

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