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Joke Topic - 'Learner'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Learner'.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Rabbits
How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
By hare mail.
Doughnuts
Old doughnut makers never die,
they just get tired of the whole business.
Office
"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
Economists
Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
To make weather forecasters look good.
Fell
Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
He survived because it was a soft drink.
Cats
Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
To a retail store.
Pop
What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
Vet, Vet, Vet.
Famous Composers
What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
A Chopin Listz.
Lorry
What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
A toe truck.
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