Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Pigs
What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.
Schizophrenia
You're never alone with schizophrenia
Vampires
What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
Christmas
The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
Bedbugs
At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
Bicycles
Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.
Golf Caddy
John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.