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Joke Topic - 'Learner'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Learner'.

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I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.


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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
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Kitten

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Cowboys

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

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