Joke Topic - 'Learner'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Learner'.

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline

My wife's other car is a broomstick

'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'

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