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Joke Topic - 'Learner'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Learner'.


I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.


What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.

Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.


Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.

Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.


Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.


My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

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