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Joke Topic - 'Learner'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Learner'.

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I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.


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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Office

"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
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Economists

Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.

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