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Joke Topic - 'Learner'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Learner'.

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I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.


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Pigs

What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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Vampires

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.
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Christmas

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
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Bedbugs

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
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Bicycles

Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.
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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.

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