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Joke Topic - 'Learn'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Learn'.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.


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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Cargo

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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Smart

He's as smart as a politician is honest.
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!

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