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Joke Topic - 'Learn'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Learn'.


What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.

Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.

Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...


What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?

Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.


Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.

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