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Joke Topic - 'Learn'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Learn'.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.


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Thunder

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thunder.
Thunder who?
Thunder the table.
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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Lawyers

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.

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