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Joke Topic - 'Learn'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Learn'.


What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

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Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.


Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.


Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.


Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.


What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.


Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.


My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'


The kindest thing I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.

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