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Joke Topic - 'Learn'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Learn'.


What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

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Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!


What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.


What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.


Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.


Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.


What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?


Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.


How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.


What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.

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