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Joke Topic - 'Leap Year'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Leap Year'.

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What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.


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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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Snowmen

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
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Vampires

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
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Blondes

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.

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