Joke Topic - 'Leap Year'

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.