Joke Topic - 'Leap Year'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Leap Year'.

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.

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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.

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