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Joke Topic - 'Leap Year'


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What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.


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Christmas

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
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Light Bulbs

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.
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Dracula

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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Frogs

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
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Cars

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Onion

Janet: I call my new boyfriend onion.
Jane: Why?
Janet: Sometimes he makes me want to cry.
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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.

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