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Joke Topic - 'Leap Year'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Leap Year'.

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What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.


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Cows

Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
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Girlfriend

Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
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Carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
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Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!

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