Joke Topic - 'Lazy'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

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Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline.
She's going to be an air ghostess!

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?

Saliva drools O.K.

Watch out for the idiot behind me.

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.

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