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Joke Topic - 'Lazy'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.

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What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.


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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Bucks

Too few of the bucks stop here.
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Cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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A Head

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
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Intelligent

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
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School

What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.

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