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Joke Topic - 'Lazy'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.

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What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Ghosts

Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline.
She's going to be an air ghostess!
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Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Unwilling

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
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Saliva

Saliva drools O.K.
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Idiot

Watch out for the idiot behind me.
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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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Dentists

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.

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