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Joke Topic - 'Lazy'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.


What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

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King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?


What should you do if you see a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.


The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.


A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.


Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.


Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef

Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !


Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.


When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall

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