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Joke Topic - 'Lazy'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.

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What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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School Teacher

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
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Puppy

Is dogma a puppy mommy?
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Mama

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.

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