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Joke Topic - 'Lazy'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.
What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
Bone idle.
Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
The wheels. They are always tired.
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
So he could just loaf around all day.
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
Because he was a loafer.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
French
Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
They were known as the three mustardears.
Scottish
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Bucks
Too few of the bucks stop here.
Cats
What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
A dead cat.
Politicians
Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
Abbreviated
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
A Head
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
A coin.
Intelligent
Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
He was called Frank Einstein.
School
What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
I don't know.
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