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Joke Topic - 'Lazy'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.

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What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.


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Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
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Bird

How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Free

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Ring

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.

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