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Joke Topic - 'Lazy'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.

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What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.


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King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
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Elephant

What should you do if you see a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.
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Price

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
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Dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
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Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
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Insult

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
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Society

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall

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