Joke Topic - 'Lazy'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

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Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.

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