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Joke Topic - 'Lazy'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.
What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
Bone idle.
Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
The wheels. They are always tired.
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
So he could just loaf around all day.
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
Because he was a loafer.
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Dentists
I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
Graveyards
Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
Coffee
What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
Count Dunkula.
Listening
Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
Story
What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
A dairy tale.
Leave You Alone
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
Doggie Bags
Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
Pessimists
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
Christmas Cracker
What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
My pop is bigger than yours.
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