Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ghosts
Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline.
She's going to be an air ghostess!
Dating
Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
Unwilling
We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
Blondes
Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
Idiot
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Scotsman
How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
Hearing Aids
"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
Dentists
Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.