Joke Topic - 'Lazy'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

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Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.

Is dogma a puppy mommy?

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.

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