Joke Topic - 'Lazy'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

What do you call a lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

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What did the blonde say to the physicist?
Why, I just
love
nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?

What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.

Why did the blonde cross the road?
I don't know, and neither does she.

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

If you fear Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

Always remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people who weren't smart enough to avoid jury duty!

What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.