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Joke Topic - 'Lazy'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lazy'.

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What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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Graveyards

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
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Coffee

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
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Listening

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
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Story

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
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Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.

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