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Joke Topic - 'Laziness'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Laziness'.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.


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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
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Government

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Deny

Man Denies He Committed Suicide
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.
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Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.

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