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Joke Topic - 'Laziness'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Laziness'.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.


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Word

What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Easy

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
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Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
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Charles Dickens

What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
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Golf

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...

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