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Joke Topic - 'Laziness'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Laziness'.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.


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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Bankers

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
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Ducks

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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Cars

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.

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