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Joke Topic - 'Laziness'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Laziness'.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.


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Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer
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Undertakers

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.
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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I dont know, and neither does she.
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Job

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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Doctors

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.

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