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Joke Topic - 'Laziness'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Laziness'.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.


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Bookkeeper

Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.
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Bees

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
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Ants

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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Dracula

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
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Candle

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.

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