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Joke Topic - 'Laziness'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Laziness'.


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

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In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.


The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.


I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.


My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'


Man Denies He Committed Suicide


Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.


What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.


Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.

Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.

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