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Joke Topic - 'Laziness'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Laziness'.


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

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I think, therefore I'm not an MP.

Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.


What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.


If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?


Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.


Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.


"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."


Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.


What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.

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