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Joke Topic - 'Lawyers' - 9


This is page 9 of jokes on the topic - 'Lawyers'.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
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What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
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What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
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What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

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