What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.