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Joke Topic - 'Lawyers' - Page 8 - With 4 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Because it was in a pickle.
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
To get to the car accident on the other side.
Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
Because it was in a jam.
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
From chasing parked ambulances.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Blondes
What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Elections
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
Cookies
Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
Because he felt crummy.
Pigs
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
In a hog cabin.
Cows
Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
To the MOO-vies.
Everything
What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
A burglar alarm.
Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
Rabbits
There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
Credit Cards
Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.