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Joke Topic - 'Lawyers' - 10

This is page 10 of jokes on the topic - 'Lawyers'.

Related Topics: Law (6) Judges (14) Attorney (2)

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

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Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.


Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.


What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.


Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'


Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.


Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.


How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?


What do you call a camel with three humps?


Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.

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