Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Poet
Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a
poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.
Ugly
What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
Christmas
What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
Dracula
Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
Zebra
What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.
10 Pin Bowling
What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
Pizza
What is tall, Italian and has a topping of pepperoni?
The leaning tower of Pizza.
Kitten
Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
Drunks
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.