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Joke Topic - 'Lawyers' - 10


This is page 10 of jokes on the topic - 'Lawyers'.

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Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.


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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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Christmas

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Hotels

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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Camels

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.

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