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Joke Topic - 'Lawyers' - 10


This is page 10 of jokes on the topic - 'Lawyers'.

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Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.


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Poet

Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Christmas

What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
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Dracula

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
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Zebra

What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
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Pizza

What is tall, Italian and has a topping of pepperoni?
The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Kitten

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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