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Joke Topic - 'Lawyer'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lawyer'.

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Did you hear about the lawyer that believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.
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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."
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Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.


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Cats

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
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Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
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Arguing

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
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Parrots

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Vegetarians

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.

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