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Joke Topic - 'Lawyer'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lawyer'.


Did you hear about the lawyer that believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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William: The Juve-Niles?


Quiet Please - Driver sleeping

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.


Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'


What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.


What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.


Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.


What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.


A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

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