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Joke Topic - 'Lawyer'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lawyer'.


He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.


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