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Joke Topic - 'Lawyer'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lawyer'.


Did you hear about the lawyer that believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'


What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.


Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.


Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

The Biggest Handicap

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.


Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.


1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.


What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.

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