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Joke Topic - 'Lawyer'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lawyer'.

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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."
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Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.


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Batman

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Santa

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
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Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
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Bridge

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.

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