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Joke Topic - 'Lawyer'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lawyer'.

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Did you hear about the lawyer that believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.
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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."
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Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.


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Teachers

Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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Sings

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
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Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

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