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Joke Topic - 'Lawyer'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lawyer'.
Did you hear about the lawyer that believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."
Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
Because it was in a jam.
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What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
A sourpuss!
Window Shopping
George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
Arguing
Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
Girlfriends
My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
Parrots
What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.
Tweetment.
Hotel
The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
Vegetarians
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
School
Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Checkers
Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
they are not playing each other.
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