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Joke Topic - 'Lawyer'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lawyer'.

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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."
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Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.


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Doctors

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Scariest

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
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Alligator

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.
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Matrimony

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
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Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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