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Joke Topic - 'Lawyer'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lawyer'.


Did you hear about the lawyer that believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
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Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.

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When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.

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