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Joke Topic - 'Lawyer'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lawyer'.

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Did you hear about the lawyer that believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.
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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."
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Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.


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Dracula

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
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A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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Batman

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.

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