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Joke Topic - 'Lawyer'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Lawyer'.

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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."
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Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.


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Vacations

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.
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Wives

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
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Idiot

Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
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Peanuts

There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.
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Dogs

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
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Farmer

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.

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