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Joke Topic - 'Lawyer'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Lawyer'.

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Did you hear about the lawyer that believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.
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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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The lawyer said to his client. "Well. if you really want me to give you my honest opinion—“
"I don't.” said the client. "I want your professional advice."
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Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.


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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
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Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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The Biggest Handicap

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Cannibals

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.

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