The man fainted as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone who saw it happen dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped the man regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Psychics
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?
Donuts
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
Fly
If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
Worry
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
A Great Time
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
Houses
A man's house is his hassle.
Book
What is black and white and red all over?
A book.