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Joke Topic - 'Law'
Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
Irish stew in the name of the law.
Repeal the law of gravity
What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
It's been a very trying day!
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Grandad
'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
Sheep
What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
Ewe idiot!
Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
Football
Why is a football player like an airline
passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
They both want safe touchdowns.
Teachers
Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Knock Knock
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
Cannibals
What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
They toast the bride and groom.
Windows
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
Swiss
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
Push him off the mountain.
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