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Joke Topic - 'Law'
Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
Irish stew in the name of the law.
Repeal the law of gravity
What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
It's been a very trying day!
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Food
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Steamrollers
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Detective
What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
Sherlock Bones.
Drunks
Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
Civil Servants
How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
Birds
Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
That's baaaaaad.
Pianos
Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
He struck a chord.
Fly
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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