Joke Topic - 'Law' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Law'.

Related Topics: Lawyers (88) judges (18) Attorneys (2)

Court of law - where a suit is pressed, and a man can be taken to the cleaners.

Don't study medicine and law at the same time; it tries your patients

Irish stew in the name of the law.

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.

How do snowmen travel around?
By icicle.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.

Each time I manage to lose weight, somehow, it will always find me again.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.