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Joke Topic - 'Law'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Law'.

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Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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Irish stew in the name of the law.
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Repeal the law of gravity
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What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.


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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Aspirins

Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
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Scottish

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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Banana

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Hills

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.
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Cats

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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Multitasking

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.

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