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Joke Topic - 'Law'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Law'.

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Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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Irish stew in the name of the law.
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Repeal the law of gravity
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What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.


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Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Teachers

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Windows

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
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Swiss

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.

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