Joke Topic - 'Law'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Law'.

Related Topics: Lawyers (92) judges (14) Attorney (2)

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients

Irish stew in the name of the law.

Repeal the law of gravity

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.

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