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Joke Topic - 'Law'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Law'.

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Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients

Irish stew in the name of the law.

Repeal the law of gravity

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'


What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.


Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.


Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."

Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.


What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.


Windows: Just another pane in the glass.


How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.

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