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Joke Topic - 'Law'
Court of law - where a suit is pressed, and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
Don't study medicine and law at the same time; it tries your patients
Irish stew in the name of the law.
What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
It's been a very trying day!
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
Mice Crispies.
Blondes
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
A whine cellar.
Honest
What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
Being honest.
Hippies
What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.
Mississippi.
Cows
What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.
Moo York City.
Rabbits
What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny.
Dieting
Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
Because it had become a porky pine.
Music
If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow money from you.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow money from you.