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Joke Topic - 'Law'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Law'.

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Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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Irish stew in the name of the law.
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Repeal the law of gravity
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What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.


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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Steamrollers

Do steam rollers really roll steam?
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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Birds

Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
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Pianos

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
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Fly

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."

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