Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Blondes
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Reward
The reward for a job well done: more work.
Pizza
What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Reality
My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
Sailors
Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
Calculator
What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can always count on.
Aliens
What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
Elephants
A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block
of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an
elephant.