Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - L / Joke Topic - Laundry - 1

Joke Topic - 'Laundry'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Laundry'.

$text4

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
$text4

Mother

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
$text4

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
$text4

A Truckload

I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.
$text4

Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
$text4

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
$text4

Ghosts

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
$text4

Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
$text4

Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!

This is page 1 of 1