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Joke Topic - 'Laughter'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Laughter'.

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What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.


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Cats

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat — get one flea!
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
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Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Furniture

What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.
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Butcher

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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Ventriloquists

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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Dracula

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

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