Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Pigs
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
Birds
What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
Maths
Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Leopards
Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
Bananas
Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
Checkers
Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.
Calendar
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
Ancestors
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.
Apathy
Apathy rules - so what?