Joke Topic - 'Laughs'

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.