Joke Topic - 'Laughs'

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.

What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!