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Joke Topic - 'Laughs'


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He who laughs last is probably your boss.


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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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Ducks

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
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Scotsman

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.
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Hotels

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
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Medicine

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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Cats

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.

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